I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
If Nicki goes on about it, I tend to take it very seriously. Which guy with the thing on his eye is she referring to? I've racked my brain about this and, without being able to contact the Trinidadian barbie doll herself, have come up with my own explanation.
Rape has never been so appealing! Malcolm Macdowell you are simply the most horrifyingly beautiful specimen of guys with things on their eyes!
The eyes are the windows to the soul they say, and so accouterments to the ocular mucus membranes can be very telling, of good and ill. The partial obscurity of the eyes gives the wearer a cloak of mystery and heightened sex appeal.
The whole sexy one-eye showing thing has been around since man was able to stand provocatively behind foliage, dappling his face with the light play. Or ever since paleo humanoids noticed the confidence a person seems to have when looking at you through a lock of their own hair.
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| Like he invented lightning, now no one can have lightning facepaint without t being an either-or Bowie - Harry Potter thing. |
Afterwards, the brunette regretted not wearing a thong.
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| Unfortunately, the hip seem to be those most willing to embrace occular ornamentation |
Note how the facial scar indicates villainy.
This man is a cyborg, and, therefore, not trustworthy. Thanks, sprockets, for the forewarning
In BBC's The Mighty Boosh, the character of the Cockney Nutjob is at once appalling, intriguing, and amusing.
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| The escape would not have been possible with 20-20 vision |
Mr. Peanut's had some work done.
(Wiley Post- first pilot to fly solo around the world)
-rad boots, dude. can you get those at Hot Topic?
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| If you see a man like this you are not to be seduced by his alt-y handsomeness. A man who looks like his can only be exceptionally dangerous or exceptionally starved for attention. It was a really good movie though. |
And there you have it. Regardless of your actual personality, a well-placed scar or ridiculous semi-permanent hardware can get you a lot of well-needed attention and possibly point you in either the right direction or right to the clink, so choose based on longevity and not aesthetics. Did I get that in the riht order?
