The guy with the thing on his eye

I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy

I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly

I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie

You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh

If Nicki goes on about it, I tend to take it very seriously.  Which guy with the thing on his eye is she referring to?  I've racked my brain about this and, without being able to contact the Trinidadian barbie doll herself, have come up with my own explanation.

Rape has never been so appealing!  Malcolm Macdowell you are simply the most horrifyingly beautiful specimen of guys with things on their eyes!

The eyes are the windows to the soul they say, and so accouterments to the ocular mucus membranes can be very telling, of good and ill.  The partial obscurity of the eyes gives the wearer a cloak of mystery and heightened sex appeal.
The whole sexy one-eye showing thing has been around since man was able to stand provocatively behind foliage, dappling his face with the light play.  Or ever since paleo humanoids noticed the confidence a person seems to have when looking at you through a lock of their own hair.

Like he invented lightning, now no one can have lightning facepaint without t being an either-or Bowie - Harry Potter thing.

Afterwards, the brunette regretted not wearing a thong.

Unfortunately, the hip seem to be those most willing to embrace occular ornamentation

Note how the facial scar indicates villainy.

This man is a cyborg, and, therefore, not trustworthy.  Thanks, sprockets, for the forewarning

In BBC's The Mighty Boosh, the character of the Cockney Nutjob is at once appalling, intriguing, and amusing.

The escape would not have been possible with 20-20 vision

Mr. Peanut's had some work done.

(Wiley Post- first pilot to fly solo around the world)

-rad boots, dude. can you get those at Hot Topic?

If you see a man like this you are not to be seduced by his alt-y handsomeness.  A man who looks like his can only be exceptionally dangerous or exceptionally starved for attention.  It was a really good movie though.

And there you have it.  Regardless of your actual personality, a well-placed scar or ridiculous semi-permanent hardware can get you a lot of well-needed attention and possibly point you in either the right direction or right to the clink, so choose based on longevity and not aesthetics.  Did I get that in the riht order?

Warrior Princesses

The appeal is pretty obvious, in fact, it is right there in the name: Warrior Princess.  What better particular juxtaposition is available?  A shicksa in scant clothing with the sexy confidence that comes from being in total control.  Bare soft skin to offset some massive bleeding battle axe.  A woman in both a roll both feminizing and totally masculine.  It just doesn't get much better than that, and it is possibly the one pop-culture phenomenon we at BCHF simply could not do without.

If the cavalry comes, we hope to see some T and A. 

San of Princess Mononoke might just be my favorite bodacious battle babe.  My love for Miyazaki started young and is still going strong, but my favorite of his films remains Mononoke Hime, the first one I ever saw.  Keep it up, girl, red is a good color on you.

Probably the most famous warrior princess of all time if Princess Leia.  You know we like things that make nerdy boys hot and bothered, and this damsel without distress is no exception.  There are two reasons that Return of the Jedi is my favorite film of the series, the first is that it was not directed by George Lucas, and the second is Carrie Fisher in bronze slave gear.

Here is a relatively creepy interpretation of Leia in the second - sorry - fifth Star Wars film.  This doesn't really illustrate a warrior princess, a pony princess, or even a warrior pony, just a flesh-toned strange thing.

One of the many marvelous things about the warrior princess genre is that it crosses space and time, and can be earthly or otherworldly, prim and poised or rough and ravaged.  Innocent, or ruthless.  Ancient, futuristic, with Western and non-Western influences, or from absolutely nowhere.

A pointer about armor:  In the field of lady warrior, it seems important to protect only the very softest areas and leave the internal organs exposed to the elements. If you must cover your breasts and thighs, make sure it is with a tight-fitting material.

 

A fighter babe of the 2-dimensional world is Sailor Moon.  Granted, her battle techniques are a little "deus ex machina" and frilly to the max, the vibe is going strong.  Glorified schoolgirl and ancient princess with a sex-drenched galactic posse and a kickin' toolkit.  Thanks again, Naoko Takeuchi. 

 

Okay, so Antoine Figua's 2004 interpretation of Kind Arthur wasn't all that awesome.  I am a descendent of Sir Thomas Mallory, so I am pretty hard to please when it comes to re-hashed Arthurian Legends.  That being said, the best part of it was the quasi Maori "Gaelic" native interpretation of Guinevere played by Kiera Knightly.

Dita Von Teese here illustrates a large porion of the appeal of the whole "Warrior Princess" thing, and that is babes with weapons.

A fairly poignant and insensitive modern interpretation of Princess Jasemine.

With scenic Czech landscape in the background, Tilda Swinton fully illustrates my point about feminine masculinity with a chain maille dress.

 

Indeed, bitches can fuck you up with more than just their viscous words.  They are far more likely to go ape shit at the drop of a hat and are less predictable perhaps than a seasoned Samurai warrior.

Pictures of Deer

Can't get enough deer?  They're very popular lately and it is one thing the BC-HF team pursue the way some might be interested in furthering their professional careers.  Deer have beautiful structures, an ancient presence in folklore, and big ears to compliment their narrow snouts.
Deer can be given cutesy a persona, but some of the most striking images of deer are creepy ones.

Other creepy animals include bears, horses, and sloths, but horned creatures give off a very imposing vibe.

Often you see illustrations of grown deer with white spots, but only a few breeds retain spots into adulthood, and they are the Fallow Deer, the Axis Deer and the Visayan Spotted Deer.

And if the deer alone aren't doing it for you, here are some images of Audrey Hepburn her pet deer.